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I RIDE MOPEDS AND I DRINK STRAIGHT BOURBON, IT’S WHAT I DO.
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IF YOU WANT TO CRY WITH THE MEN, YOU GOTTA BE READY TO MAKE PUNS.
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POWERED BY CAFFEINE CAPYBARAS AND CUSS WORDS
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NO GERMAN SHEPHERD, NO GAME CARTRIDGE, NO DICE.
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I LISTEN TO LATE 70’S EGYPTIAN PROG ROCK AND I DRINK SINGLE ORIGIN ESPRESSOS, IT’S WHAT I DO.
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YES, I AM DRUNK. DASHING READY UNBIASED NATURAL KINKY
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POWERED BY CAFFEINE TUXEDO CATS AND CUSS WORDS
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SORRY, I HAVE PLANS WITH MY CHIHUAHUA
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I COLLECT LASERDISCS AND I DRINK SOJU, IT’S WHAT I DO.
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ALL I WANNA DO IS PET MY BELUGA WHALE DRINK KOMBUCHA AND PLAY JRPGS
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SORRY… THIS MAN IS ALREADY TAKEN BY A SWEET, LOVING, CARING & SEXY RAPPER
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NUMBER 1 VAPE GRANDAD
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THE NECROMANCERS ARE BACK IN TOWN
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I WRITE KNUCKLES AND MCCREE FANFICTION AND I DRINK MEZCAL, IT’S WHAT I DO.
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SORRY, I HAVE PLANS WITH MY BUFFALO
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MY AESTHETIC IS SAM MALONE MEETS BEACH-GOTH VAMPIRE.
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I’M A REPLICANT AND I NEED TO BE LEFT ALONE.
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THE DALMATIONS ARE BACK IN TOWN
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I’M A KOI FISH AND I NEED TO BE UNDERSTOOD.
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YES, I AM DRUNK. DYNAMIC ROBOTIC UNSELFISH NON-SMOKER KEEPER
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THIS NANA JUST WANTS TO GET TATTOOS AND DRINK IPAS
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YES, I AM SHY. SINGLE HACKER YOUNGISH
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I DON’T NEED THERAPY I JUST NEED TO GET MAD ONLINE
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YES, I AM A DORK. DEN MOTHER OMNIPOTENT RETIRED KILLER
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